Brazilian Agrees to Go to Hong Kong and ‘Check Out’ Businessman’s Lesbian Daughter

Brazilian Agrees to Go to Hong Kong and ‘Check Out’ Businessman’s Lesbian Daughter

Brazilian Agrees to Go to Hong Kong and ‘Check Out’ Businessman’s Lesbian Daughter

Remember that story about the wealthy businessman who offered a $65 million reward to the man capable of getting his lesbian daughter to leave her loving wife through sheer manliness?

Well, we finally have our first volunteer.

Meet Gui:

To: Neetzan Zimmerman

Date: Wed, Sept 26, 2012 at 4:36 PMDear Mr. Zimmerman,

I read you article regarding the daughter who is lesbian and i decided i want to go to hk to check her out.

My name is Gui [Redacted] and I am from Brazil. I am currently traveling around the world while learning about Algae and climbing mountains.

I think this girl is gorgeous and as I love women I am willing to fly to hk to meet with her.

Can you please let me know how to arrange a meeting with them?

thanks in advance,

Gui

Gui was nice enough to enclose a pic of himself that he snapped, no doubt, during one of his famous mountain-climbing/algae-learning expeditions.

I have it on good authority that this photo alone is capable of turning gay women straight, so, Mr. Chao, if you're reading this (and I know you are), Gui is waiting for his check.

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