A man who cut off his own penis was recently discovered by the police.
According to reports, Antonio Vasile was found covered in blood by Ohio police. When interrogated, Vasile says he had "just cut his penis off." On how he did it, he responds "with an old rusty saw, but that didn't work so well so I used a broken bottle I found."
When asked why, "Busch made me do it," was Vasile's response.
Further investigation showed that "Busch" is actually a name of a popular beer. But another report indicated that he was actually referring to "George Bush."
The man was later rushed to an hospital along with his penis.