JOB VACANCY: Manchester United Football Manager Position

JOB VACANCY: Manchester United Football Manager Position

Below is a job vacancy for the position of Manchester United Football Club Manager as advertised by Jobberman.com.

Salary Range

₦100,000,000.00 to ₦200,000,000.00 per annum

Specialization

Consulting/Business Strategy & Planning and Others

 

Required Experience: Entry Level

Available Slots: 1

Application Deadline:  3 weeks from now

The client, Manchester United, has an opening for Club Manager.

 

About the role.

We are hiring a football club manager in replacement of retired Sir Alex Ferguson; you will be leading one of the most awesome football clubs in the world as well as filling a huge vacuum  You must be willing to win trophies (at least 38 including 2 champion leagues). You will report directly to David Gill, CEO and submit monthly updates to the Glazer family.

Criteria:

  • Must be as calculated as David Moyes, have the winning attitude of Jose Mourhino and the swag of Pep Guardiola
  • Must be well connected enough to codedly get the allegiance of a younger version of Howard Webb
  • Must be able to consistently silence the noisy neighbours (Man City)

Apply for this job if you can:

  • cut costs on bubble gums.
  • buy Jack Wilshere from Arsenal
  • Secure a Jersey sponsorship deal for Jobberman
  • commit to the team for a very long term of at least 26 years.

 

Application Deadline: 24 hours before we decide to go with David Moyes (if we do not get a better candidate).

 

LOL. Would you like to apply?

 

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