Below is a job vacancy for the position of Manchester United Football Club Manager as advertised by Jobberman.com.
₦100,000,000.00 to ₦200,000,000.00 per annum
Consulting/Business Strategy & Planning and Others
Required Experience: Entry Level
Available Slots: 1
Application Deadline: 3 weeks from now
The client, Manchester United, has an opening for Club Manager.
About the role.
We are hiring a football club manager in replacement of retired Sir Alex Ferguson; you will be leading one of the most awesome football clubs in the world as well as filling a huge vacuum You must be willing to win trophies (at least 38 including 2 champion leagues). You will report directly to David Gill, CEO and submit monthly updates to the Glazer family.
- Must be as calculated as David Moyes, have the winning attitude of Jose Mourhino and the swag of Pep Guardiola
- Must be well connected enough to codedly get the allegiance of a younger version of Howard Webb
- Must be able to consistently silence the noisy neighbours (Man City)
Apply for this job if you can:
- cut costs on bubble gums.
- buy Jack Wilshere from Arsenal
- Secure a Jersey sponsorship deal for Jobberman
- commit to the team for a very long term of at least 26 years.
Application Deadline: 24 hours before we decide to go with David Moyes (if we do not get a better candidate).
LOL. Would you like to apply?