Breaking and entering is still illegal when you do it doggy style.
A woman in Weatherford, Texas learned that the hard way when she allegedly got unclad, broke into a home through the family’s doggy door and went straight for the bathtub.
Sara Elizabeth Soto was found sitting in the tub.
A man living at the home heard Soto roaming around at about 1:45 a.m Tuesday and called police. His initial search of the home revealed that the doggy door was busted, and a black dress was on the ground outside.
When police arrived, they found 25-year-old Soto still in the bathtub. She maintained that she entered the home to use the phone, the New York Daily News reports.
She was charged with misdemeanor trespassing and criminal mischief, and she was held in jail on a $4,000 bond.
She’s not the only unclad doggy door trespasser. Earlier this month, a unclad California man went through his neighbor’s doggy door in an apparent attempt to have s*x with the man’s wife, according to The Weekly Vice. Police say Phillip John Garcia, 41, was intoxicated when he pulled the stunt.
The woman, whose husband had just left when Garcia showed up, kicked Garcia out and slammed the door in his face. She then called police.