Listen, when guys get wasted everything we do is unattractive. We slur, we leer, we look like gross, sad apes. It’s a bad scene. Women, on the other hand, can kind of pull it off.
If and only If you can pull yourself together and avoid All of the following:
1. Singing “Pour Some Sugar on Me” at the top of your lungs: This song should be called “Have Terrible Sex With Me”.
2. Stumbling: Stumbling sober is cute and Tina Fey-like. Stumbling drunk is sad and Snooki-like.
3. Asking me if you’re a terrible person: Um… Kinda?
4. Saying “I need to vom”: (actual vomiting not nearly as unattractive). Honestly, I’d prefer “barf.”
5. Missing the straw: Imagine the face you’re making when it stabs you in the lip. Yeah, that one.
6. Deciding that now is a good time to try out winking for the first time: Is that…Do you have a twitch or something?
It’s totally cool. It happens. Just try to avoid the above and you’ll come off as more or less charming.