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6 Really Unattractive Things Women Do When They’re Drunk

6 Really Unattractive Things Women Do When They’re Drunk

Listen, when guys get wasted everything we do is unattractive. We slur, we leer, we look like gross, sad apes. It’s a bad scene. Women, on the other hand, can kind of pull it off.

6 Really Unattractive Things Women Do When They’re Drunk

If and only If you can pull yourself together and avoid All of the following:

1. Singing “Pour Some Sugar on Me” at the top of your lungs: This song should be called “Have Terrible Sex With Me”.

2. Stumbling: Stumbling sober is cute and Tina Fey-like. Stumbling drunk is sad and Snooki-like.

3. Asking me if you’re a terrible person:  Um… Kinda?

4. Saying “I need to vom”: (actual vomiting not nearly as unattractive).  Honestly, I’d prefer “barf.”

5. Missing the straw: Imagine the face you’re making when it stabs you in the lip. Yeah, that one.

6. Deciding that now is a good time to try out winking for the first time: Is that…Do you have a twitch or something?

It’s totally cool. It happens. Just try to avoid the above and you’ll come off as more or less charming.

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