1)Garri no get advert, but e sell pass indomie.
2)No matter how Toms sell, e no go sell pass slippers.
3)If you never thief meat from pot before, then your mama no sabi cook.
4)A girl who laughs at your dry joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back home.
5)The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a "Widow".
6)Bowen University is the only Uni you find people kissing with both eyes wide open, so as not to get caught.
7)Say Hausa man poor, no mean say him no fit afford to buy transistor radio.
8 )U can't kneel down to greet your parents but you can kneel to give your boyfriend head, una go explain on judgment day o.
9)If the alarm of a China phone cannot wake you up.....Forget it, you are "DEAD"!
10)To listen to CoolFM, just put your radio in a fridge.
11)It is a small world no mean say u go trek from your house reach Malaysia o.
12) No matter how may views these get moderator no go take am go front page.