Because I couldn’t afford to go home this weekend, I spent all the time in the university. I only had one class on Friday, and the campus was marvelously empty. So at around 4:20 p.m., I called up my partner, and as two mischievous students would, we set out on a nice little sex tour through campus.
A lot of people are concerned about not getting to “finish” when doing it in a public place. Maybe I’m just not ambitious enough to have goal-oriented sex, but sex isn’t always about cumming and having orgasms. Sometimes it’s for shits and giggles. Having expectations and goals can ruin the fun of it. Besides, it’s probably not a good idea to ejaculate in public places — just saying. Keep this in mind should you ever attempt sex on campus.
I’ve always had the cliched fantasy of having sex in library, so we wasted no time in heading there first. The trick to doing it in library is to go at a time when there won’t be a lot of people studying at the same time and to pick a section of books that people won’t ever think to look up.
We decided that, out of the millions of books in the library, the shelves full of books on religion seemed like the best place to f*ck. We moved the adjacent shelves to block our location so that we couldn’t be seen from the rows on either side. I liked having our shelves of choice close to each other so that the setting was nice and cozy.
It’s best to have some empty shelves toward the bottom so that you can climb them and feel like Spider-Man while your partner penetrates you standing up. I definitely love a man who can f*ck well while standing up.
For a place to have loud ass-slapping sex, the classrooms in the dungeons served us well after library. It felt great to have sex in a classroom that I used to hate sitting in for hours without cellphone reception.
Doing role play involving a student-teacher or GSI in a classroom like this one is LEGIT. It gives you an idea of how fantastic it would be if your hot GSI pounded you on the front desk every time you forgot to turn in a homework assignment.
For those whose bucket lists include the item “have sex on campus,” the inspirational message from my classy afternoon is: Just do it. You might find that it’s senior year already and that you never took advantage of all those lunch hours, Saturday nights and so on which there were probably very few people in the libraries or buildings on campus.Don’t be scared. Make the screw session worth getting caught, and remember that you are definitely not the first person to have had sex on campus, nor will you be the last.
Learn to appreciate your sexy side and experience a few frisky things during your time at the university. The wide acceptance and freedom of open sexual expression are among the greatest legacies we have the opportunity to uphold at the university.