Funny: You Know You Are Cursed If.....

Funny: You Know You Are Cursed If.....

Please note, this is strictly for the sake of humour and nothing is spiritually attached. Just laugh your way through.

Funny: You Know You Are Cursed If.....

1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.

2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails at 99%.

3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting.

4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow.

5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!

6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.

7. If u break up with your boyfriend and he wins 200M UGX the next day.

8. If you use a strong perfume, your body odour still remain.

9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.

11. If the person that you are insulting in traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.

12. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.

13. If you don’t pass both mathematics and English in your final exam.

14. If you get to the exam hall and you can’t remember your first name.

15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.

16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.

17. If you lie to an armed-robber that you don’t have money and your phone start ringing ‘chop my money, I don’t care’.

18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.

19. After photo-shopping your picture you still look ugly.

 

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